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But my family has been dyed red!
(Applause)
Yes, it's started!
I want to be praised by the Jelousy Family!
Thank you for tonight!
Thank you!
Yes, oh!
Naomi came again today!
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Don't go anywhere anymore!
(Laughs)
That's nice!
Naomi-san, why are you wearing glasses today?
That's right, glasses!
Well, about five days ago...
Um... I became monomorai.
(Laughs)
I suddenly became monomorai.
No do?
There is do.
(Laughs)
Go away!
I can't make contact with you!
Go away!
Don't talk to me again!
(Laughs)
Don't talk to me again!
(Laughs)
But you look cool even with glasses.
Thank you!
(Laughs)
Why?
Why do you only say that to Naomi?
Naomi, next month or so, you will start on my lap!
(Laughs)
By all means!
Yes, what is it today?
Yes, first of all, it will be this!
Yes!
It is "Fighting Style! The Way of Striking"!
Oh!
What is it?
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it about?
Actually, this show will continue for one year.
(Laughs)
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, I know that.
(Laughs)
Because you are the MC!
I know!
Well, that's what it is about, so I would like to expand this show a little more.
Yes!
This time, I would like to be praised by "01 FAMILY" as a representative.
This time, I would like to be praised by professional baseball player, Oryx Bufferose, for his "Fighting Style! The Way of Striking"!
Wow!
That's amazing!
This is the biggest project in the history of the show, which was held on the 22nd of last month!
I would like to be praised by Oryx Bufferose for his "Special Style of Striking"!
Wow!
(Laughs)
It's 745 yen.
But it's fun!
Please look at the back!
It's amazing!
Who made it?
Oryx made it!
Yes!
Wow!
I would like to be praised by "01 FAMILY" as a representative of professional baseball player, Oryx Bufferose, for his "Fighting Style! The Way of Striking"!
Why do you put so much pressure on me?
(Laughs)
Oryx, if you get a strike, please praise me a lot!
Of course, I will praise you!
Well, if I get a good ball here, or if I get cute, "01 FAMILY" will watch me again, right?
Yes!
What's up with you?
(Laughs)
Before the game, you can actually practice on the pitch!
That's right!
I'm starting to feel sick.
(Laughs)
It's too wide!
It's wide!
(Laughs)
Oryx Bufferose, who is nervous like that, has a super powerful skate to get strikes!
He is Tatsuya Sato, who has been selected for the final winning pitcher for two consecutive years in the former Oryx pitcher.
He's calling someone.
Oryx Bufferose also fully cooperates with Oryx Bufferose who wants to get a strike no matter what!
The distance from the mound to the home base is surprisingly far!
How good is Momotsuki?
Huh?
It's beautiful.
Huh?!
It's surprisingly good!
I told you it's good!
It's amazing!
Normal people can't even reach this distance.
Yay!
It's amazing!
The form is beautiful from where you raise your legs.
It's beautiful!
It's a little...
Oh, you're throwing it sideways.
It's a little...
That's why it's easy to shift sideways.
I see.
I want you to imagine it as straight as you can and throw it vertically.
Throw it vertically.
It's cool that it's southpaw.
Right?
That's right.
Momotsuki was taught by a former professional baseball player.
How is it?
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's amazing!
This is a pitching that makes you expect a strike!
It's like throwing a ball!
However, Momotsuki has some anxiety.
It's a mental anxiety.
Professional baseball players also have a lot of customers.
In such an environment, nervousness will not work well.
It's unusual to pitch in front of so many customers.
It's strange!
It's better to just move your body at home.
If you're only aware of that, you'll probably get a strike.
The biggest concern is mental.
In the first round, the players' practice also began, and Momotsuki's nervousness increased.
What did you do when you got a strike?
I got a strike.
When I posted it on Twitter, people said, "It's proof that you're hooking it properly." "You've done it in a good place."
Is this the actual distance? It's far!
I really wanted to get a strike.
This is good.
For Momotsuki, who is worried about her mental health, all the staff are excited.
You're bothering me!
You're throwing it too far!
But it's okay!
It's important. You have to get excited about things like this.
If I get a strike, I'll be in trouble, won't I?
I'll do my best! I'll do my best! I'll do my best! I'll do my best! I can do it! Look at me!
And finally, the time comes!
Since it arrived, the special award ceremony has been held.
As soon as it came out, it has become a huge success.
Joyous fans of "01 FAMILY" want to be praised.
Does "the joyous fans of "01 FAMILY" want to be praised" really exist?
It is introduced in some way.
Would you like me to announce the program name firmly?
It is worth it!
"The Monster" is a score!
If they do well in this way, they can be taken up by sports people and appeal the show.
Bravo!
I'm very nervous.
Do your best!
The biggest big project in the show market!
They also made uniforms for us!
They also taught Sato-san how to do it!
They practiced so much that they got bloody eyes!
On behalf of "01 FAMILIA WANTS TO BE PRaised",
You're so blue!
they absolutely have to get a strike!
Go for it!
Can they do it?
Do your best!
That's a good form!
The form is really good!
That's totally different!
I won!
What!?
What was that practice!?
That's totally different!
What did you do!?
No wonder they were mentally defeated!
I thought you were going to squeeze me!
You're mean! You're mean! You're mean!
That was funny!
Finally, the world championship is over, and Momo and Tsuki are devastated.
On the other hand, Tsuki cried by herself.
Probably, but...
I think I was too depressed.
You were too depressed!
I had high expectations for you!
How did you actually stand on the mound?
That's bad! That's bad!
You looked like you had no idea what was going on.
But...
You were so close!
But...
I thought you could do it without getting nervous.
Shut up!
She wants to stand out by saying "ah"!
So, if you're going to do it again, you're thinking about where you're going, right?
What's wrong, Manami?
It's not Manami. I'm sorry.
It's another woman!
It's just an old girlfriend's name.
Next up...
We bought presents for you!
42 years old!
Happy birthday, Ms. Morita!
What?
I don't want you to tell me my age.
On August 23rd,
Ms. Morita turned 41 years old!
So, we bought presents for you, Ms. Morita!
Really?
We went to Tokyo Hall and you said you'd buy it for us.
So you bought it for me because you thought about me?
That's right.
The members bought presents for Ms. Morita with their budget of 5,000 yen!
Ms. Morita is happy!
If she's happy, Hiyo will host the show. If she's not happy, she'll have to pay for it herself!
If you're not happy without saying anything, please say you're not happy.
I know. I've never said anything on this show.
I'm sorry.
First of all, Momotsuki will announce her birthday present for Ms. Morita!
Even if I say it, it's the closest thing I've seen in a year, isn't it?
That's right.
Why?
You can only see the stains.
What are you talking about?
I think I'm not organized because I'm often helped by Ms. Morita's words.
Do you think so?
I do.
I hope Ms. Morita, who is so busy, can choose something that will heal her tiredness.
I can live with confidence.
She seems to be careful about her birthday present.
Something you don't buy yourself?
Like, "I don't buy it myself, but I'd be happy if I had one."
One thing you don't buy yourself is a point, isn't it?
That's right.
When I give something to someone, I'm trying to do it.
If you really want it, you can buy it yourself, but if you don't want it until you buy it, you'd be happy if you had it.
What did Momochiki choose for Ms. Morita?
Huh?
I don't remember at all.
What is it?
Huh?
One more.
What is it?
It's a good one.
I chose a set of bath salts.
Oh, I see.
I thought about what would heal me, and I thought I'd buy it.
Even if it's a bath time, it's about an hour in a day, isn't it?
Well, if it's that much, I feel like I can use it even if I hate it a little.
By the way, do you girls like this kind of thing?
I think I'd be happy. I'd never buy it myself.
Oh, then...
Yes, I'll take it.
Yay!
I'll definitely give it to someone.
Well, there are various situations.
If you just buy a lot of things on the left, women will be happy.
Women will be happy. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Yay!
Next, a birthday present from Maruki!
It's a variety show, or it's almost my first time on TV like that.
I wasn't really interested in it as a commentator.
But when I saw it, I thought it was an interesting song, so I have no choice but to thank Morito-san.
By the way, Maruki has never given a present to a man other than her father in the past.
She has a particular obsession with it.
I'm actually quite perfectionist.
So, when I was thinking of a present, it took me about half a year to think about it and then give it to him.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have given it to him.
This time, he told me to think about it in about two weeks.
It's the worst. It's bad luck. I don't want to give it to him.
What kind of present did Maruki buy?
I thought you'd be really tired.
I thought you'd be really tired, so I thought you'd make me look around a lot and make it interesting.
I'm confident that I didn't bother you in this show.
I have that kind of feeling. Thank you very much.
So, please take a look at the goods that will heal your head.
Maruki bought three health items.
This product is especially recommended.
You can use it when you shampoo your hair or when you comb your hair.
Oh, I see.
What is it?
What do you think of this present?
Well, I'll keep it for now.
Wow!
Thank you!
Next is Hayashi Yume's birthday present.
Hayashi-san, you can look forward to it, can't you?
I looked up a lot of things.
Then, Morita-san said she likes business cats.
She seems to have a cat.
I've had a cat for about four or five years.
I have about two business cats.
Morita-san, will you be happy with this present?
If you don't like business cats, you'll be happy with it.
Wow!
This is a little early.
Why is it early?
I get a lot of cat goods.
From my point of view, it doesn't matter if it increases that much.
I don't need it.
I don't expect it.
What did Hayashi choose for Morita?
Oh, I see.
Oh, it's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
Oh, it's cute.
It's cute.
Oh, it's cute.
Oh, I see.
I usually have it.
Oh, I see.
I usually have it.
I like my cat's hamburger-like thing.
Oh, that's good.
What does it mean "bite"?
No, it means "kicking" and "rolling around."
Oh, "kicking."
I don't have this.
I want you to have it.
Oh, I see.
Then I'll take only this.
Oh, I see.
Please keep the money you gave me.
Next is a present from Ange.
I made a bamboo of my feelings.
In that sense, Ange is the one who shares the most.
That's right.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Yes, I know what you're talking about.
So I brought my love with firmness.
With firmness?
Yes, with firmness of my love.
Cut it out, for the time being.
For some reason, like "Ange!", it is a little tough for me.
But for some reason, you like me.
Did you know that?
When you praise me and talk to me, you usually look at me.
Really?
No, I don't.
It seems like you have some particular thing about men you like.
I'm the type of person who wants to dye my own hair.
I don't like it.
I'm quite a heavy woman.
It's kind of like you.
Is it like me?
I think you're wrong.
No, I'm not.
I'm serious.
We've come to the "gazai" corner.
What?
I don't like his color very much.
"Gazai" corner.
What is Ange's gift that she chose to dye her own hair?
What is it?
I'll go get it.
What is it?
I got it.
It's huge.
What is it?
Let me see.
It's thick.
It's really thick.
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Here is my first gift for you, Morita-san!
Oh, I see.
Do you remember it?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
When we just met, I think I drew your second face.
Yes, yes, yes.
I drew it and put it in the frame.
It's almost zero yen now.
No, it's not zero yen!
I did it properly up to this frame.
I made the frame, hair and ink look good.
What is it for? Did you draw it again?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you want to draw it again.
That's right.
Next, I thought it would be nice if you could wear it.
I drew it myself on April 14th.
It's cool, isn't it?
Something you have to wear.
A down jacket.
Is it a gift?
Wow!
Is it really a gift?
Wow!
It's like an iron print.
An iron print that you can choose.
I changed my mind.
You changed your mind?
Wow!
Can you try it on?
You know yourself that it's not good.
Were you happy with the present?
Of course not!
Were you happy with both of them?
Both of them?
Well, I guess I'll take this one home.
Yay!
Next up is Morita's favorite, ramen present!
We've been working together for a year now, and we've gotten pretty close.
So I thought it might be about time you invited me over to your house.
Huh? Who's that?
It's more like a pet.
There's a lot over there.
There's a kitty, and it's a different color.
It's cute.
Huh? It's nice.
But you have bigger teeth, so I'll keep them bigger.
What is it?
It's big!
I wonder what it is.
It has bigger teeth, and it's like a cat.
I don't know what it is, but...
I knew it! She's amazing!
I forgot about the show and got serious about it.
That's dangerous!
Reiwa's lover Naomi Majima chose a birthday present for Morita.
What is it?
I'm excited.
What is it?
Oh!
What?
Oh!
Oh! Slippers!
Slippers!
There are a lot of them.
What?
Is it the next one or the last one?
Ah!
Is that so?
What? What? What?
What? Wait a minute.
I see.
Yes. It's a set for when Naomi stays at Morita's house.
What is it?
This is amazing.
What is it?
I can see her way of life.
But there is a point.
The hair color is different.
And she likes mug cups like a cat.
So it's like a couple with matching mug cups.
Right?
And...
I forgot about the show and I was a little serious.
That's dangerous.
She is amazing.
I'm happy.
You are happy.
I'm happy.
What are these slippers for?
There were cute pink ones, too.
But I thought it wouldn't be appropriate for my juniors to wear them.
I see.
I can see her way of life.
She is amazing.
Finally, a gift from Hanasaki Rare.
This time, I've taken it seriously.
Hey, shut up!
You only know how to pretend like you know what you're saying.
I wanted Morita-san to be happy, so I used various methods
and bought a gift that would definitely make him happy.
- Really? - Yes.
What kind of perspective is that?
I bought something that Morita-san would say that he wants perfectly,
so instead of putting something weird like oil or something in it...
- I don't want it at all! - Why?!
- Don't say it! - What do you mean "don't say it"?
- It's mine! It's mine! - Don't say it!
- It's mine! It's mine! - Stop it!
- Don't say it! - It's a secret! A secret!
- I'll definitely beat Naomi. - It's mine!
Yes, it's true!
In order for Morita-san to be happy, I thought of a serious strategy.
And that is...
I asked Morita-san's good friends about what they wanted from him.
What are you talking about?!
Actually, a week ago...
Morita-san's good friends Yoshida-san contacted Yoshida-san for a reason.
- I don't know Yoshida-san! - You know Yoshida - san's good friends, Minamika-san?
Yes.
I've seen Yoshida-san and Morita-san get along really well on a show.
So if you don't mind, I'd like to ask Minamika-san what Yoshida-san wants from Morita-san.
It's fine, but...
Why are you dressed like that today?
It's like I'm doing a little service to ask Yoshida-san for a favor.
With a cunning strategy, Morita gets information about what he wants.
Morita seems to like shoes, right?
For example, something like this.
I think Morita will be really happy about something like this.
If Minamikawa-san isn't lying.
Yoshida-san and Minamikawa-san were a duo called "p-man's standard".
They were really bad friends.
What? Really?
I don't think Minamikawa-san asked Yoshida-san for a favor.
No, I didn't!
That's your fault.
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When the gravure world was in trouble,
Hanasaki asked Morita's best friend comedian and bought him a present!
What could it be?
I love music.
She has a lot of music!
She has a place called Jason Mark.
When it comes to polishing shoes, it's this manufacturer.
I also bought it at Tokyu Hands.
I have a lot of them.
But you have a lot of shoes.
I'll help you polish your shoes.
Don't do it! I feel sorry for you.
I'll pay you 5,000 yen for this, so I'll buy it.
You're starting to feel sorry for me.
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